Didn’t Anyone Ever Tell You? Never Trust a Fart!

From the author of Didn’t Anyone Ever Tell You? It’s All A Game! comes a brutally honest, surprisingly funny, and deeply hopeful story about facing one of life’s toughest battles and finding a way to win.

When the doctor gives you news that stops you in your tracks, what happens next? How do you stay strong when fear tries to take over? And where do you find the humour in a situation like that?

Andy takes you through the year that changed everything, from the gut punch of a bowel cancer diagnosis to the fight for survival, the raw reality of recovery, and the joy of hearing the words “cancer free”.

More than one man’s story, this is a journey of courage, faith, and resilience. It celebrates the compassion of those who heal, the power of connection, and the reminder that even in the darkest moments, strength, hope, and humour can carry you through anything.