Didn’t Anyone Ever Tell You? Never Trust a Fart!

From the author of Didn’t Anyone Ever Tell You? It’s All A Game! comes a brutally honest, unexpectedly funny, and deeply hopeful account of facing one of life’s toughest battles and coming through the other side.

When a doctor delivers news that stops you cold, what happens next? How do you keep going when fear is loud and constant? And how do you ever find humour in something so serious? Andy walks you through the year that changed everything, from the shock of a bowel cancer diagnosis, through surgery, treatment, setbacks, and the raw, undignified reality of recovery, to the moment that matters most, hearing the words “cancer free.”

This is not just one man’s story. It is also a deeply human journey told with grit, warmth, and laugh out loud honesty. It shines a light on extraordinary healthcare professionals whose skill, care, and compassion turn fear into trust and treatment into healing.

Whether you are facing cancer, supporting someone who is, or navigating your own challenges, this book will make you laugh, reflect, and believe that strength, hope, and humour really can carry you through.